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Sexing up Niddrie byelection |
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Written by Smh.com.au
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Thursday, 08 March 2012 10:54 |
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Labor's candidate for Niddrie, Ben Carroll, isn't facing a Liberal candidate in the March 24 byelection but there's one from the Australian Sex Party, Amy Myers. In addition to once working for the Department of Justice, she was a nude model for photographer Abby Winters and politically is interested in censorship and small-business taxation. The Sex Party needs volunteers and donations, noting: ''You can donate any amount you like - small or big, we like all sizes …'' Naturally, Myers would like to be on top of the ballot paper.
Source: Smh.com.au
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Sex Party off and running in Niddrie |
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Written by ASP
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Saturday, 03 March 2012 14:55 |
Amy Myers is the Sex Party’s candidate for the Niddrie by election and she’s off and running in this afternoon’s Moonee Valley Fun Run. Amy reckons she can blitz the field with a Black Caviar burst of speed coming around the home turn. “If I can’t manage that, I’ll certainly look as good as Black Caviar”, she said. “I’ll be wearing Sex Party colours on top with a nice pair of designer shorts and running shoes”.
Amy is keen to tout the party’s drug policies but assures the media that there’ll be no performance enhancing drugs with her chaff before today’s race. “Our drugs policy is the only one that has proven to reduce drug use in young people and my performance today will not be enhanced with anything except strong coffee and political will”.
The Fun Run goes from 5pm to 7pm leaving from the Moonee Valley Athletics Centre, in Corio st. Participants can run or walk the beautiful 5km or 10km course by the side of the Maribyrnong River.
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Last Updated on Sunday, 04 March 2012 10:57 |
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Sex Party’s Niddrie Candidate Makes Clean Sweep of Parliament |
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Written by ASP
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Saturday, 03 March 2012 20:06 |
The Australian Sex Party Candidate for the upcoming Niddrie by election has been allocated the Spring St/Parliament House precinct in tomorrow’s Clean Up Australia Day event. Amy Myers will head up a team of Sex Party volunteers, including Sex Party President, Fiona Patten, to put a new broom through the Parliamentary precinct after first cleaning up the Matthews Ave section of Niddrie. “I can’t wait to empty the garbage bins out the back of Parliament House” she said. “It’s a beautiful metaphor for what I want to do when I win the seat of Niddrie on Saturday 24th March”.
Ms Myers said that Victorians were crying out for the Sex Party’s social reform agenda to be enacted and to sweep away the dead wood and detritus of decades of rotting social reform and mouldy old policies. “Both Labor and Liberal parties represent yesterday’s thinking on social issues and we need generational change in the parliament to bring completely different ways of dealing with Victoria’s social policies”, she said. “For a start I would work to decriminalise all drugs in Victoria, which would result in an overnight decrease of 70% of the jail population in this state. People who have drug problems are sick people and should be dealt with through Victoria’s health system – not the criminal justice system which costs the tax payer three times more to administer.”
Ms Patten said that an honest look into Parliamentary garbage bins could reveal drug use implements, wine, beer and spirits bottles, cigarette packets, steroid bottles and maybe even some skeletons. She said the savings to the tax payer from switching drug use to the health portfolio could then be allocated to a much better public transport system in and out of the city which would alleviate crime yet again, by giving people living in the suburbs adequate means to get home after a night out on the town.
“The Sex Party’s policies could result in record low levels of people in prison and going to prison – not through ‘tough on crime’ rhetoric, which is the way of the two major parties – but through an real understanding of the nature of crime and through a better understanding of young people in general”.
Ms Myers said that if elected, she would work towards getting police out of night clubs and hassling patrons, and back onto the streets where they should be stopping property and assault crimes.
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Last Updated on Sunday, 04 March 2012 09:05 |
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The Sex Party are going to get dirty: Clean Up Australia Day |
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Written by ASP
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Thursday, 01 March 2012 09:24 |
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We at the Australian Sex Party love to get our hands dirty, which is why we are getting involved in this years Clean Up Australia Day. We invite anyone who would like to join us to come along and lend a hand.
We have registered 2 sites for 2012 Clean Up Australia Day.
1. Clean Up Niddrie
Australian Sex Party candidate in the Niddrie by-election, Amy Myers is doing her bit to improve Niddrie - not just politically, but also environmentally. Please join Amy and the Sex Party team to clean up Niddrie. All volunteers will receive a sexy yellow Sex party t-shirt. Please come along and support Amy this Sunday.
Meeting Point: Intersection of Matthews Avenue and Keilor Road, Niddrie VIC 3042
Date: March 4th 2012
Start time: 9:00 AM
End time: 11:00 AM
For more information, to register as a volunteer or to sponsor the team go to: http://www.cleanupaustraliaday.org.au/Matthews+Avenue
Can't make it to Niddrie...?
2. Clean Up Victoria's Parliament House
Meeting Point: Steps of Parliament House Spring Street East Melbourne Victoria 3002
Date: March 4th 2012
Start time: 10:00 AM
End time: 11:00 AM
http://www.cleanupaustraliaday.org.au/?Parliament+House
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Last Updated on Thursday, 01 March 2012 09:34 |
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