One of our QLD Candidates, Tim Sheen, has been immortalized in poetry! We thought this was such a great piece we had to share it with everyone. Thanks so much Glen!

It was just another boring election day and then along came Tim
(Sheen that is)

Stretching out, hitching the Jason recliner back another notch
Taking care not to spill a single drop of my precious single malt scotch
I bring it to my quivering lips in anticipation of the smoky flavoured peat
All the time watching the idiot box, ABC news is the go, betwixt my feet

About to take a sip of the delicious nectar,
I almost chokeStreuth who’s that bloke?
Why, it’s me mate Timmy Sheen
Come to vent his spleen
He’s finally come clean
For parliament he’s running, as a candidate for the Australian Sex Party
Standing there all hale and hearty

Bugger me, I rub me pork pies and sit bolt upright
Yeah that’s him its Tim Sheen alright
Bloody hell he gets more irreverent every day
And here’s me thinking it was just another boring bloody election gettin’ in the way

As I watch Tim all suited up in his Sunday best talking to the reporter my mind starts to
wander…what kind of perks do you get as a member of the Australian Sex Party
Free membership of the gentlemen’s club or maybe a press secretary that’s done up all tarty
Geez I think to myself how can I get a candidacy for the Australian Sex Party?

Me mate Tim is well qualified
Although to me he’s never lied
But I swear, the last time he was in front of a camera the only thing he had on was his birthday suit
Starring, as it were, with a young lass and having a good ole’ leather boot

Now I’ve heard, that me other mate, Kevin from the Family First Party has approached
the Australian Sex Party for preferences
Well I guess me mate Tim certainly has the right references
After all how do you get a family in the first place?
Unite the Australian Sex Party with the Family First Party of course, and watch them race

But what makes the mind truly boggle is if Tim, Julia and Kevin make it to Canberra will
they share a toast?
And celebrate Julia’s win with a good ole’ spit roast

Cheers Tim, life’s never dull with you around mate
Glen