Currently our team consists of over 4,000 party members and the hard working staff in the Sex Party office.
In keeping with our credo, our member's needs always ‘come first’ and if you're in need of any assistance on matters political, members should phone or email the office for a quick response.
Fiona Patten is the Convenor of the party.
You don't mess with her politically and neither do you try and keep up with her at the pool. She has a mind like a steel trap and an awesome stroke. She's got a great political pedigree and is related to that great worker's and women's champ of yesteryear - Jesse Street.
She was good mates with Don Chipp and she was once on trial for Contempt of Parliament for threatening to 'out' hypocritical National Party politicians. So she's not afraid to take the party's issues up to the big boys (although we’ve heard those bush pollies are not as hung as they think). She's also a media hog (Sagittarius Rising) so send all your media and political enquiries to her. Grunt..snuffle....
Robbie Swan is the public officer and hack journalist.
A meditation teacher and vegetarian, he's the odd man out in the adult industry! He was the founder of Matilda magazine in the 80s and was a producer for Phillip Adams, which is why there's all the political humour and satire on the site.
Robbie would much rather be writing books in the country but fears the ‘thought-police’ would find him there anyway… so he might as well get behind the party and smash the wowser-state first.
Rebecca is our membership 'mistress'. If you would like to join or volunteer for Sex Party duties or you have a question about your membership or our policies, you should 'submit' your enquiries to her at
But be nice to her or you could get a good tongue-lashing.
Phoebe works in the Canberra office and runs the Sex Party Facebook. Phoebe is the resident geek of the party, actually, the internet flows through her veins. You think that's impossible? You're wrong - see Phoebe is cyborg from the future. She's seen what the Sex Party will be in 100 years time and we suspect that's why she keeps hanging around us. Email her at
or click like at www.facebook.com/aus.sex.party
Curly Merkin is our secret political and spiritual advisor. Previously a highly placed Tory political advisor for the forces of darkness, Curley dares not show his real face to the party as he would be excommunicated from a thousand statutory positions and Canberra cocktail parties if he did. But he says to say 'hi' to all the sex party members and wishes we were in a position to form government because then he'd leave them and join us. Contact him through a séance and channel ‘Young Liberals 1965’. Ignore Andrew Peacock if he asks for a password.