I couldn't stop myself from helping Family First get their message out. They have sent this letter to all of their supporters and phoning them. Not sure where it has been sent
Warning: Liberal Party does a deal with the Sex Party at the coming State Election
Dear concerned voter,
Values issues affect us all. What type of Australia do we want for our kids?
The rise of the Greens Party and the Sex Party at this coming State election are a threat to our way of life. The Greens are pushing for legalization of euthanasia, same sex marriage, and many other disastrous policies. The Sex Party is a lobby group for the adult entertainment and brothel industry.
Shockingly, both the Australian Labor Party and the Liberal Party have done preference deals with the Sex Party which looks like it could well see a Sex Party member in the Upper House of Victorian Parliament, potentially holding the balance of power. Having a Sex Party member in such a powerful role would be catastrophic for our State’s future.
Here is a link to a recent Herald Sun article highlighting what the ALP and Liberal Parties have done, along with some of the more dangerous policies the Sex Party are pushing: http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/national/sex-party-hopes-to-make-history-and-win-an-upper-house-seat-in-state-election/story-e6frf7l6-1225953535342
Please ensure you don’t let this happen. At this election, a vote for the Liberals is a vote for the Sex Party; if you don’t want the Sex Party running our state, then vote Family First – it is the only sure way to stop the extremists who are hell-bent on destroying our state for our children.
Also, please ensure that you forward this to all your friends and associates – many people do not yet know about the deal which has been done by the ALP and the Liberal Party to preference the Sex Party, and only by word of mouth will people be warned that voting for one of the major parties may result in very undesireable consequences for our state.
Yours for the next generation,
Joshua Reimer State Campaign Director Family First Victoria
Written & Authorized by J. Reimer, 10A Hewish Rd, Croydon VIC 3136
Another month passed and the ACT branch of the Australian Sex Party gathered once more. It was unfortunate timing for the humbled members of the ASP who showed up, as the fateful day was that of the Melbourne Cup. Despite the odds (pun intended) stacked against us we gathered once more at King O'Malleys Irish pub to exchange glib remarks, news items, paraphernalia and each other's company. A pleasant time was had by all and much planning was done for the coming months. If you weren't there, you certainly missed out.
So, what's coming up in December? Well for all those politically-minded, socially-concious individuals, we here at in the Sex Party want to invite you to the first ACT Sex Party End of Year Party! Held on our regular monthly Gathering night (the first Tuesday of the month) we'll be throwing a party to celebrate... Well, whatever the hell you'd like to celebrate! Christmas? Hanukkah? The Summer Solstice? Don't care? Just want to come along? Well come and celebrate the passing of time and another year with the best political party in the ACT and Australia.
However, just to throw a proverbial spanner into the works, after much deliberation, it has been decided to have the End of Year Party at a venue different to the one that many of you know. The place we have gathered at in the past was King O'Malleys pub in the city, but it's been decided that a change might be for the best, because although we had the best of intentions at King O's, I know from personal experience that it is a place which caters mainly to people who are of a more... Conservative viewpoint. All is not lost! Many of you are familiar with the pub near the bus interchange on East Row called The Phoenix! You'll be familiar with it's welcoming atmosphere and comfortable lounging areas. More importantly than all this, however, is that it feels much less like you're walking into a warzone when you're going to a Sex Party gathering or End of Year Party at The Phoenix wearing your political views on your chest (Vote 1 SEX!)
What's the plan then? The Sex Party is a party built on the idea of personal freedoms and we're serious about those freedoms! As such we're not going to tell you what you should do at our End of Year Party, just make sure that you have a good time doing it! There'll be political enthusiasts, people who just like our policies, good beer on tap and (inevitably) people who're just there at the pub to drink, so there'll be plenty to keep an active mind entertained. Perhaps even a not-so-active mind, we are having this party at a pub after all!
Just to be clear for all those who're thinking of bringing along friends, everyone's welcome, you don't have to be a member of the Sex Party to come along and have a good time – hell, you don't even need to be a resident of the ACT!
For those who'd like the details, here they are:
Place: The Phoenix Pub Time: 6pm Date: Tuesday the 7th December Dress Code: Whatever you'd like Who's Welcome: Anyone!
Here's hoping that I see you all there on the night!
Thank you to everyone who came along to the first ever ACT Sex Party 'Gathering', held earlier this month. We had a great time, there was much discussion about a variety of topics relevant to the Sex Party and we were even graced by a visit from Fiona Patten, the president of the Sex Party herself!
All in all it was a very successful night, our fantastic ACT members, volunteers and general enthusiasts were able to meet up, chat and see what was going on with the party and each other. There was plenty of discussion, including an informal debate about the Proposed Internet Filter as well as plenty of other topics related to Sex Party policy. Fiona Patten even reviewed the Sex Party's performance in the recent national election!
So, what does this mean? Well we'll be holding another gathering next month! Yay! Tuesday the 2nd of November will be the next one and we'll be holding a gathering like this on the first Tuesday of the month, every month!
So, what can you do if you are in the ACT and want to get involved? Come along to the next gathering and give us your feedback! We'd love to hear what you think about our get-togethers, if you want an official meeting or even ideas for fundraising. If you're thinking it and its sexy, we want to know!
I have been fighting against government censorship for nearly 20 years now, but it is the self censorship, mainly by the media, that is becoming more and more concerning.
Tabloid editors now consider themselves the moral arbitors of our society.
This week the Herald Sun refused to run this ad in their sport section and sister publication MX has also now refused to run it. The initial reason the Herald Sun editor gave was that “there have been too many rapes lately.” WTF??!!
And if that wasn't stupid enough he went on to offer to run the ad in the classifieds section. Obviously rapists don't read the classifieds.
The day they refused the ad the most read story was "sex, pies investigation widens". I think I can be pretty certain that if the Collingwood club wanted to run an ad there would be no questions.
After numerous phone calls the advertising manager came back to say that they were conscious of their readers sensibilities and could not run the ad because of it.
What are they talking about?
You would see far more flesh in a David Jones ad run on page three or a gossip story on the local WAGs.
As I see it they feel that because this woman’s occupation involves having sex then the mere image of her will offend Mrs Grundy’s sensitivities. This is outrageous discrimination but who are you going to protest to? The media?
* Thank you to all the people who voted for us. These are the people on the front line of social change in Australia who have clearly signalled that they want a very different style of politics in this country. Our voters are sick of slogans, sick of professional politicians and sick of a political system where two old adversaries try to gouge each other’s eyes out every few years.
* To all the 500 helpers we had out there on polling booths around the country …you’ve made the ultimate sacrifice. You’ve put sex and politics before football and an early drink! Helpers are the gene pool for next election’s candidates. We couldn’t match the sheer numbers of people that the three major parties had out on the booths so our helpers had to work a lot harder. You guys were the frontline troops in our ‘sex offensive’.
* To our 21 candidates around the country – a really big thank you. You guys were the ones who got out of the trenches and went over the top. That takes guts and a degree of stupidity!! When we first started looking for candidates in earnest about six weeks ago, we were really battling. We couldn’t get anyone to run in Tasmania and Robbie asked his 82 year old mum and his 26 year old daughter to run with him on Sex Party ‘Family Values’ ticket! We actually wanted to run at least 20 House of Reps candidates in marginal seats but just couldn’t excite people. Now we are batting them off! By the time candidate nominations were closing and the profile of the party was starting to lift, we had people applying all over the place but way too late. So you guys will go down in history as the first federal election candidates for the Sex Party.
* Then we come to the party’s hard core volunteers – the Tracy Lords and Ron Jeremy’s of the Sex Party. The champs of the well hung parliament to whom we owe much of our success to date. We don’t have official party positions like the others except when media insist on one and then we just pull one out of the hat. I think we’ll just let people choose an avatar name for themselves and that’s what they’ll be known as henceforth.
But I have to name a few and I’ll leave off some and I’m sorry for that but my brain is totally fried after the last few days.
So..in no particular order….
Don Chipp, the former leader of the Democrats, was the inspiration for forming this party. A year out from his passing he sat us down and gave us three points to run by. “Call it something they will never forget”, he said. “Stay true to your original aims”. “Always strive for the point of difference”. Don is still very much with us.
Our political advisor…. Curly Merkin as he is known in Canberra. Like the Phantom he can never be named but this very high profile political figure has pushed us to form a party ever since John Howard tried to ban X rated films in the mid 1990s. Curly you are legend….the ghost who walks (slowly).
To Angela, Dean, Ben, Douglas, Jack, Jason, Denis, Sam, William, and Rob B, your service has been immeasurable and you will each receive 72 virgins upon departing this life except Angela and Sam who will receive Virgin air flights to various Mediterranean destinations.
To Ilia, Bret, Craig, Graeme, Anne, Jeremy @Fnuky, and Neil @Suncoast, Bernard@Pegasus…coordination and creative excellence.
To Sarah and Rob who provided the backbone of the whole campaign here in Victoria we are deeply indebted to you for running the show in Melbourne and no amount of virgins could cover that. To Bec, our trusty manager of the Canberra office who gave her six week old puppy up to the kennels to coordinate the Canberra office and all other states. When you see how cute that puppy is you will realise what a sacrifice this was.
Lastly, to those Eros members who gave their support in so many ways…you know who you are… the Sex Party would not have flown without you. Sexual fantasy is something you guys deal in every day but this was a political fantasy that excited some more than others and to those true fetishists….grab your leather masks and riding crops because we’re up and running again!
Well..it's on again! No..not the federal election but the annual gathering of Pastor Danny Nulliah's Catch the Fire Ministries on Mt Ainslie (Canberra) to protest against the heathen and godless ones in federal parliament. (Tomorrow) Saturday morning 14th August, 10am till noon.
Pastor Danny will exorcise the federal parliament. The Sex Party will unveil their religion policy. The greatest chariot races since Ben Hur and the most fiery religious debates you'll ever see. Lesbian flag wavers go head to head with cross-wielding believers. White suited pastors up against the yellow shirted Sex Party candidates.
See Pastor Danny Nulliah debate the Sex Party's Robbie Swan overlooking the Parliamentary Triangle. Pastor Danny claims it is representative of the Holy Trinity. Robbie Swan says it represents a threesome. Who's right? Who's belief shall reign supreme?!! Be there or be...triangled!
Robbie Swan
•• Pastor Danny says "Let us VOTE for Godly leaders who will continue to protect our Judeo-Christian heritage so that our Sons & Daughters will enjoy the freedoms we value so much in our nation." The Catch The Fires prayer points include: • Pray for a Prime Minister to be elected who will Honour God. • Pray for many Christians to be elected into Parliament from all political parties. • Pray for un-godly leaders to be removed from Government. • Pray for Christian leaders to be bold in encouraging their congregation to vote for those with Christian Moral values. • Pray for the protection of our Judeo-Christian heritage. • Pray for righteousness to exalt the nation. • Pray for the Holy Spirit to lead people in whom to vote for.
Rest assured, The Sex Party's policy on religion does not include any of those points All Sex Party supporters who come along will receive a Sex Party t-shirt.
Image from the last exorcism on Mount Ainslie - Oct 09
One of our QLD Candidates, Tim Sheen, has been immortalized in poetry! We thought this was such a great piece we had to share it with everyone. Thanks so much Glen!
It was just another boring election day and then along came Tim (Sheen that is)
Stretching out, hitching the Jason recliner back another notch Taking care not to spill a single drop of my precious single malt scotch I bring it to my quivering lips in anticipation of the smoky flavoured peat All the time watching the idiot box, ABC news is the go, betwixt my feet
About to take a sip of the delicious nectar, I almost chokeStreuth who’s that bloke? Why, it’s me mate Timmy Sheen Come to vent his spleen He’s finally come clean For parliament he’s running, as a candidate for the Australian Sex Party Standing there all hale and hearty
Bugger me, I rub me pork pies and sit bolt upright Yeah that’s him its Tim Sheen alright Bloody hell he gets more irreverent every day And here’s me thinking it was just another boring bloody election gettin’ in the way
As I watch Tim all suited up in his Sunday best talking to the reporter my mind starts to wander…what kind of perks do you get as a member of the Australian Sex Party Free membership of the gentlemen’s club or maybe a press secretary that’s done up all tarty Geez I think to myself how can I get a candidacy for the Australian Sex Party?
Me mate Tim is well qualified Although to me he’s never lied But I swear, the last time he was in front of a camera the only thing he had on was his birthday suit Starring, as it were, with a young lass and having a good ole’ leather boot
Now I’ve heard, that me other mate, Kevin from the Family First Party has approached the Australian Sex Party for preferences Well I guess me mate Tim certainly has the right references After all how do you get a family in the first place? Unite the Australian Sex Party with the Family First Party of course, and watch them race
But what makes the mind truly boggle is if Tim, Julia and Kevin make it to Canberra will they share a toast? And celebrate Julia’s win with a good ole’ spit roast
Cheers Tim, life’s never dull with you around mate Glen
The Australian public has won a democratic victory over the political and media machine by forcing the leaders debate to be televised 1 hour earlier due to the popularity of the Masterchef final.
As Julia Gillard said without any sense of irony on the ABC 7.30 Report, 21 July:
“Australia is a great country you get to watch what you want on TV....’’
Fiona Patten commented:
“Your hypocrisy is duly noted Julia. Your party is the censorship party. Only the ASP has the ‘’recipe” for a straightforward classification system across film, TV and internet.”
I'm Seranna and I'm the N.T Senate Candidate for the Australian Sex party.
I have seen Fiona from afar for the past decade and thought- wow how amazing- there is a women who knows what she wants and can talk about it sooo easily. Last Thursday afternoon I had the opportunity to meet her in person.
I went to pick her up from the airport and enquired about the trip. She is the only person I've met who hugged me and replied, "YES! it was a GRREEEAAAT flight!" Fiona's energy, enthusiasm and bubbly personality was inspirational. I thought I was the only person with that much energy after a flight!
Thursday at 5pm we went to ABC radio and I did my first ever radio interview, as the senate candidate. I’ve done many interviews over the years about my published books, my films and the recent brothel and police registration debate, yet with only 3 weeks of research- of the Sex Party’s policies- I just about fell over when the announcer talking about removal of the porn ban in communities asked, "how do you motivate parents that don't care about their children? I thought Oh gosh, what have I got myself in for?
Friday we arrived at Browns Mart and at 11am. A few familiar faces arrived for the press conference- and as Fiona announced me as the N.T senate Candidate, my heart raced. Then the local media from the radio, TV and newspapers started pounding questions at me. They asked why I decided to become a politician, what the party’s policies on the mining tax were and why N.T voters should vote for me and furthermore why people that don't even have sex should vote for me.
The flashes of camera started and I was so nervous I couldn't fully smile. When we were finally finished I felt like I had been racked over the hot coals.
I'd been having nightmares all week about the press conference and was glad to finally have it over. We even went for a few drinks afterwards to calm my nerves.
On Saturday morning the Northern Territory news ran a story on page 3. I nervously read over the article which I was pretty satisfied with except for the photo. But everyone knows the camera puts on 10 pounds, right? I logged online and read the comments by readers, some people pointed out perceived faults of the campaign but the majority of comments were positive.
On Saturday afternoon we headed to Monsoons, a local pub, to do a promotional public meeting. I'd been plugging it all week, putting up posters and handing out flyers. Fiona and I enjoyed a pizza and to make sure I was on the ball I only drank water or Mother.
The questions started coming from not only the locals but also backpackers and foreigners. We handed out t-shirts and stickers to everyone and before I knew it we had a sea of people in Sex Party promotional gear.
Listening to Fiona answer people questions about the party and its policies I once again felt inspired by such a independent, strong woman, I soaked in every minute of it and found myself answering questions as well. It was a bit overwhelming to talk to people about the party when I still feel so new to it all but I believe I managed to pull it off. Maybe this Senator idea isn't so bad.
By 5:15pm things were in full swing and after a fake tattoo of the Sex
Party was put on someone’s bum everyone started to join in and before long we had photos being taken of bums with our logo on it. True Sex Party style.
At 6:15 we had a room full of people talking about how amazing the sex party was and our lucky door prize which consisted of an array of sex toys went to the manger of one of the adult shops.
The initial reason the Herald Sun editor gave was that “there have been too many rapes lately.” WTF??!!
